Pest-Inspired Jokes

 

Pest-Inspired Jokes

In today’s blog, we take a break from more serious topics and information about pest control to have a little fun. These are some of the best and silliest jokes either about or inspired by insects.  

 

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

 

Where do injured insects go?

In an ant-bulance.

 

What do you call a cheerful flea?

A hop-timist!

 

What goes ‘snap, crackle, and pop’?

A firefly with a short circuit.

 

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!

 

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take the dog?

 

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

 

Why didn’t the fly ever land on the computer?

He was afraid of the world wide web.

 

What do you call a rabbit with beetles sitting on its head?

Bugs bunny.

 

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

 

Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were ‘ants’!

 

How can you tell all ants are British?

They colonize.  

 

What was the name of the ancient city for ants?

Ant-lantis

 

What can both be on the ground and simultaneously a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back.

 

When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied-‘er.

 

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes

 

What did the dog say to the flea?

“Stop bugging me!”

 

What did the mosquito say to the therapist when he was venting?

“Everyone says I suck!”

 

Insect Puns:

• I don’t like insects. They really bug me.
• My niece asked me to tell her some insect puns. I just hope that they don’t fly over her head.
• I saw an ant carrying a bottle of Febreze today. I guess it was a deodor-ant.
• A new film was just released about two insects that met in Italy. It was a Rome-ants film.
• Have you heard about the new social media for parasitic pests? It’s called ‘Tick’ Tok.
• I can’t stand people that make insect jokes. They are such pests to bee around.
• I recently made a few jokes about insects on the fly.
• Yesterday my bedside lamp turned into a butterfly… I guess that’s what I get for buying a larva lamp.